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Wednesday, 27 August 2008
A List of Flat 20's Landlord's Facebook Applications
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Agenda for Family Meeting: 8/26/2008
Agenda for Family Meeting: August 26, 2008
Theme of meeting: Pulling Oneself Up by One’s Own Boot-Straps
I. Establishment of weekly family meeting?
II. Family dinner
A. Days
B. Who cooks when
III. Cleaning and chores: creation of schedule?
IV. Clarification of what is and is not appropriate for communal food purchase [self-governance]
V. Showering and class schedules
VI. Basic cleanliness
VII. Revisitation of poop rule and discussion of toilet paper theft
VIII. Waking-up of others
IX. Putting things away
A. Clean dishes
B. Food
C. Establishment of personal cups
X. Do I really need a paper towel for this?
XI. How to wash dishes: a demonstration by Alissa Fleck
XII. Conservation of electricity
XIII. Sharing time/Secrets
XIV. Tea stains: use a sponge
XV. How to deal with an unwanted guest: a demonstration by Kerry York replete with role-playing exercise
XVI. How much toilet paper is appropriate?
XVII. Explanation of money-jar for punishment of sins (20p per serious infraction)
XVIII. Creation of official Mars Bar apology policy
XIX. Creation of anti-nudity rule
XX. Open forum
Theme of meeting: Pulling Oneself Up by One’s Own Boot-Straps
I. Establishment of weekly family meeting?
II. Family dinner
A. Days
B. Who cooks when
III. Cleaning and chores: creation of schedule?
IV. Clarification of what is and is not appropriate for communal food purchase [self-governance]
V. Showering and class schedules
VI. Basic cleanliness
VII. Revisitation of poop rule and discussion of toilet paper theft
VIII. Waking-up of others
IX. Putting things away
A. Clean dishes
B. Food
C. Establishment of personal cups
X. Do I really need a paper towel for this?
XI. How to wash dishes: a demonstration by Alissa Fleck
XII. Conservation of electricity
XIII. Sharing time/Secrets
XIV. Tea stains: use a sponge
XV. How to deal with an unwanted guest: a demonstration by Kerry York replete with role-playing exercise
XVI. How much toilet paper is appropriate?
XVII. Explanation of money-jar for punishment of sins (20p per serious infraction)
XVIII. Creation of official Mars Bar apology policy
XIX. Creation of anti-nudity rule
XX. Open forum
Excerpts from the Inventory
Our notes are paranthetical.
Front door (Frame warped)
Lock (Requires force to lock securely)
Glass-top table (Does not have glass top)
Single bed (Bed frame snapped in half)
Wall lights (Giant hole burned in lampshade)
Window sill (Eroded)
Bathroom walls (Possible fungal growth near light switch)
Toilet (Occasional difficulty in flushing)
Mirror (White substance in top corner)
Light (Pull-cord stained)
Toilet roll holder (Lacks support for toilet paper)
Living room carpet (Dark stains everywhere)
Floor lamp (Crooked; stands askew)
Bed sheets (Stains... possibly BLOOD?!?!)
Front door (Frame warped)
Lock (Requires force to lock securely)
Glass-top table (Does not have glass top)
Single bed (Bed frame snapped in half)
Wall lights (Giant hole burned in lampshade)
Window sill (Eroded)
Bathroom walls (Possible fungal growth near light switch)
Toilet (Occasional difficulty in flushing)
Mirror (White substance in top corner)
Light (Pull-cord stained)
Toilet roll holder (Lacks support for toilet paper)
Living room carpet (Dark stains everywhere)
Floor lamp (Crooked; stands askew)
Bed sheets (Stains... possibly BLOOD?!?!)
The Poop Rule
The occupants of Flat 20 do formally declare that no person shall defecate on the Flat 20 premises, either inside or outside of the bathroom proper. Rule applies to all flat occupants and visitors including but not limited to overnight guests, non-Flat 20 Hampden House residents, and Hampden House staff.
Corollary: If one must break the aforementioned rule, one must never admit to having done so; indeed, no person shall inquire about another's adherence to the rule or accuse another of its breakage either directly or by implication.
Corollary: If one must break the aforementioned rule, one must never admit to having done so; indeed, no person shall inquire about another's adherence to the rule or accuse another of its breakage either directly or by implication.
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